Tuesday, March 18, 2008
On Success
"Success" is not our aim. Our aim is "coming to terms" with life. Other life coaches would have you all pretending in such nonsense as to include but not be limited to: fortune, karma, balance, happiness, etc. I, however, am a realist and will place my proverbial paw on the back of your neck and smear it face first into reality if I must. Caring for you will do neither of us any good. Come to terms, come to grips, come along with me to the answers of the cosmos. Most of you will at first be disappointed and morally depressed, but once you realize that morality is completely relativistic and therefore does not exist, you will sooner be better off. This is all for now.
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3 comments:
ELC,
I'm in a toga class where all they talk about are your aforementioned whosey-watseys like karma, balance, happiness, blah blah blah.
How do I tell Candy Day (the instructor who's name I have protected by giving her would-be porn name in it's stead) politely to shove it?
Best.
And by "toga" I mean yoga.
apply answer to "yoga" class.
You should never do anything in a politely. This is a waste of energy. Tell your yoga instructor to quit her job, and refer her to this website, she is in great trouble.
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