This is you after you die. If you are facing hard times, remember that soon you will look like this, then you will be dust.
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- Wolfman
- I am kind of a social butterfly. I enjoy romance and candlelight anythings. When alone, I like to build cabins out of blankets, pillows, couch cushions, and anything else deemed appropriate for the particular desired architecture. I often dream of running and hiding from the police or organized criminals out to get me. I rather enjoy these dreams, so I'm not sure what all that means. . . if anything. I hated to be the seeker when at play, and always felt secure in my speed and ability to get away if found. Sometimes I'd hide in obvious spots, positioned with the best escape routes. Options of returning to base were always preferred. But I digress.
Wolfman Scaling Mt. Everest Naked
Don't trust ABC News photoshop fakes
Wolfman vs. Head of Human Knowledge
I won
Wolfman in the Garden of Eden
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I'm thinking of turning to dust first, then going for the skull. Any pointers?
Hire a friend who owns an Elmer's glue bottle, then incinerate yourself; however, it will not be quite the same.
That's just as I feared. You see, my problem arrives somewhere between religious conflict and skateboarder mania.
My wife is a dedicated vegan, in that she'll only play the Vega character from Street Fighter 3 and therefore we have no money to buy and slaughter a horse, nor will Elmer provide us credit for any of his fine glue products.
I fear I may never get incinerated, and never feel the burn of renewed life, thereafter.
A true debacle; nevertheless, an answerable one. Hire a third person non-vegan to do so, or use a non-animalian adhesive. Make sure that all is detailed in a notarized will to prevent further complications. In the meantime, do your best not to die.
-WM
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